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cheap michael kors handbags uk was mistaken
Keep rolling on opinion It fast, or potentially so anyway, and even has an
element of danger for its less coordinated participants.But it also one of the
most fun experiences you have that doesn involve a feather duster and a set of
handcuffs. It called ichaelkorshandbags roller skating.
Now, while you chuckling at the thought of a chubby funster like me roller
skating, a little trip back in time is probably in order about 25 years or so
should do it when something called the roller disco was all the rage. Me and my
mates went to them as often as we could, for we were passionate about skating.
We would spend many an hour in the local skate shop, pondering the latest
innovations and wondering just what we could do to loosen our parents vicelike
grip on the family purse strings and fleece them of a few quid to buy the next
big thing in skating technology. And every weekend we would traipse along to the
local sports centre, where the cavernous basketball courts had been turned over
to us for a few hours each saturday. Now, before images of olivia newtonjohn in
xanadu, john travolta in saturday night fever, or me in a pair of circa 1977
skintight, bee geesstyle, testiclefrighteners flits through your mind, the
roller disco really wasn about completing gentle, slow circuits while listening
to abba and holding your girlfriend hand. No.It was about showing off;About
pulling tricks, about weaving in and out among the slow kids;About careening
around at breakneck speeds, tumbling over and landing softly among the coats and
jumpers that had been left around the side of the courts.It was about all that
and doing it to the soundtrack of the duran duran, spandau ballet, flock of
seagulls only the greats, you understand.It was all great fun. With that history
behind me, it was with some excitement that, at the invitation of a friend whose
daughter was celebrating her birthday, roller skating reentered my life via an
afternoon at runaway bay sports super centre. True, it was the first time i had
worn roller skates in more than 20 years but i was certain i would still have
the same set of skills of my youth i was sure to wow the throng with the amazing
speeds i could reach, the turns i could pull, the tricks i could perform. I
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mistaken. Time, it seems, can do funny things to the mind and i had neglected to
consider that not only was i more than two decades older and rather less
flexible than then, but thanks to an unhealthy love for the flavourenhancing
qualities of lard, i was also at least 30kg heavier. And that weight had not
been distributed fairly around my frame, with a rather too generous amount
having found a home around the area of my belly. Now, if your idea of exercise
is to stretch out for the tv remote then this really isn a problem. However, if
you trying to keep upright with eight small wheels under your feet, having a
centre of gravity about two feet in front of where it used to be, it is another
matter altogether. And so, for much of the next few hours i found myself
concentrating hard on staying upright and retaining my balance, my arms flailing
like the clipped wings of a chicken who hasn yet realised that no matter how
hard it flaps, it flying nowhere. I fell so often i had bruises on my bruises
and when, in a moment of foolhardy showmanship, i tried a bit of speedskating, i
had an upclose and personal encounter with a concrete wall. If all this sounds
like an unhappy experience, you would be wrong, for i was not alone in my
uselessness and the camaraderie of ineptitude is infectious all the other dads
were stumbling about like drunken sailors;The mothers like drunken soldiers and
the kids spent a vast amount of time polishing the already shiny floorboards
with their backsides. But at the end, after a few hours of fourwheeled madness,
feeling sore and battered, with egos lying in tatters somewhere on the floor of
the sports centre, we all realised we hadn had so much fun in years.
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